29 April 2012
O Tempora! O Mores!
After many years of abuse (mostly repeated droppings, mostly on concrete), it was decided that I need a new cellular telephone.  I therefore made my way to the local cellular-telephone-store, fully prepared to have wares hawked at me.  There is an almost antiseptic quality to such a store, what with its kiosks on an otherwise bare floor space.  I suppose this is the most fitting sort of display for a technology so far removed from any sort of organic human experience.  At least I was only there for a brief time: I stipulated that I needed a phone that I'll be able to use in Europe, and was pointed toward several options, of which I selected the cheapest and least modern.  I was dismayed to find that it was a "smart" phone (am I using the proper terminology?  I mean it was a phone with internet and a tiny little keyboard).  Heretofore I had taken some consolation from the fact that I did not own a "smart" phone; was I to give up this source of satisfaction so easily?  Alas, there were no other options.  There can be, I confess, a fine line between Luddism and snobbery.  I maintain that the amenities provided, beyond (or perhaps including) that of making phone calls, are patently unnecessary, and I felt as though pierced by the disapproving glance of Wendell Berry.  But I now will use said amenities, nonetheless.  Perhaps I should've put up more resistance?  Probably.  Shall I come to depend on these unnecessities?  I do hope not.  Is there a day when I shall give up the cell phone entirely?  It is my fond desire, but not one I foresee fulfilled for a long while.  In any case, I have resolved to limit my use as much as possible.
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Yet another one joins the dark side.
ReplyDeleteI fear I will have to get a smartphone soon as "unsmart" (?) phones are becoming extinct.